Oh, Roxannee ♥.
on the face of it,

i'm kooky.


like a coffin nail ;



i'm bent, crooked, twisted and looped. arched and kinky, wayward and warped.
set in concrete, you can't change me.

9:17 PM, Di-The-Low?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

They all tell me i should do something about it and not just keep quiet.
But what can i do? It takes 2 freaking hands to clap.
Yeah, it fucking takes 2 hands to clap.
I feel so powerless. Like, i cannot do anything to stop it from happening.
All i can do is to just sit there, and watch things take its course from a distance.
And i dont wanna do that.
I really dont wanna do that leh.
Rin, Rin.. How?

Anyway, a few days back in school, we were talking about sex toys. And Val, all i can say is...
You are so innocent. Cute lah kau. Haha. Limura betol.
So it went like this.

Me: Eh where's that ruler?
Val: What ruler?
Me: The dick one..
Val: Oh, that's not mine. Its Vivien's.
Dan: It looks like a dick.
Val: No, it looks like a di-the-lo...
Dan & Me: (looks at him with that face)
Val: You know that thing? That sex toy? Di-the-lo right?
Me: What di-the-lo sia?

After looking at one another with blur faces....

Dan: Oh, oh... Dildo....!
Val: Its called dildo? I didnt know!
Me: Deeeee-Theeeeee-Lowwww..
Val: But it sounds nicer that way. Di-The-Low.

Haha, for someone like Val.
Funny. :D