5:56 PM,
Friday, May 9, 2008
NOODLES
CHOKING SESSION
I went through a huge choking session a few days ago. I swear, i could have died if i wasnt in a good mood. I had my usual yummy bowl of Meatball Soto. Okay. This is disgusting. Read on if u dare.
The very first spoonful i shoved in my mouth, just the very first, i started to choke crazily. My witness, Ruzy. (:
I dont know what happened, i dont know who were gossiping about me. But apparently, i snorted a strand of noodle up my nose, through my gullet. Yeah, its pretty gross but really, that was what that happened. I had already swallowed the noodle but suddenly, my breath caught in my windpipe, and i inhaled sharply. And by accident, i guess, i snorted the strand of noodle up my nose. It hurt. And to make things worse, kind of like the icing on a cake, i had added THREE spoonfuls of chili into the noodle.
Imagine how much that hurt.
Its like snorting up chilli powder, only this is worse cos u have a strand of noodle stuck at the left side of your nose. After a while, i couldnt breathe very well. So i attempted to gulp down water, to try to ease the pain. Every gulp i took, i could feel the noodle almost squirming in my nose.
Like a worm, just like a worm.
I panicked, and stared into the air, contemplating my next move. Then i tried to resume eating, hoping that would help to make things normal again. But it didnt make things normal. It still hurt. I didnt touch my noodles anymore and tried blowing my nose instead. Aggresively, i did. I didnt know what i was hoping for.
I guess i was hoping for the strand of noodle to snort out my nose?
It sounds disgusting, yeah, but at that point of time, i knew no disgust. All i had wanted to do was to get that noodle out of my nose.
That, and the Guiness World record of a guy snorting up a strand of noodle through his nose then pulling it in and out of his mouth and nose at the same time, were the only things in my mind. It went on for a good ten minutes.
Then as i felt drained and tired and worried at the same time, i prayed to God to make things better for me, to get this thing out of my nose for me. I took a gulp of water as i prayed.
Just one, strong gulp.
And when i opened my eyes again, i felt no pain. My nose didnt feel choked up anymore. My throat didnt hurt anymore. The strand of noodle had left my nose for good!
And yeah, till this very day, i still have no absolute idea WHERE the noodle went.
hahaha, gosh, this is pretty gross.
okay, people and folks of 2e1.
i will STOP my nonsense. (:
sorry about this haryani.
Goodbye people.
nothing is ever enough for you
